Three Flies

Three flies Rodney, Oscar and Michael are in an All Blacks changing room, having a conversation.

“Look at this!” shouted Michael

“Oh my gosh, the All Blacks are losing 30-nil”
Oscar said with disappointment on his face. 

“YAY!” buzzed Rodney

“OW! You hurt my antennae, Rodney” said Michael. 

“I am so very sorry Michael” Rodney apologized. 

“Shut up you two. I’m watching the game!” Oscar screamed. 

It was now half time, both teams were all tied up and the flies were so
excited because it was their first time seeing the All Blacks. 

Rodney saw some fruit and exclaimed, “Oh my goodness it is a piece of fruit!” 

Rodney loved fruit and he wanted that piece of fruit but everyone hates flies
and they’ll swat Rodney. So Rodney sat lonely and starving.
“Rodney? Rodney? earth to Rodney?” Oscar was trying
to gain Rodney’s attention. Rodney was thinking of that piece of fruit, his
stomach grumbled and he burst into tears.

“Its ok Rodney”  Michael said sarcastically.

Rodney’s stomach grumbled again. 

“We are all hungry Rodney, there's no need to cry” Oscar said supportively.

The All Blacks came in for half time.

“EWWW! There are flies in here!” One of them said. 

“KILL THEM!” screeched another one. They tried to swat the flies and kill them.
“LETS GET OUT OF HERE!” The flies all shouted.

They managed to escape, They never went to an All Blacks game again.
They were the All Blacks worst fans.